A Good Financial Lesson For All

Lesson: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to [...]

Don’t worry, tomorrow we’ll be back for more frolic and fun

Spongebob Quotes: Spongebob: “Don’t worry, tomorrow we’ll be back for more frolic and fun.” Spongebob: “Moss always points to civilization.” Squidward: “This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color.” Squidward: “That’s it, I’m getting off the loony express.” Patrick: “I know a lot about head injuries…belieeeve me!” Sandy: “Stupidity isn’t a [...]

They Said It Could Not Be Done

They Said It Could Not Be Done A Poem by Benny Hill They said that it could not be done, he said just let me try. They said, “Other men have tried and failed,” and he answered, “But not I.” They said, “It is impossible,” he said, “There is no such word.” He closed his [...]

Keep Head Down

Just keep your head down.